Crazy Conspiracy Theories!

Just post the craziest conspiracy you can think of, here! I'll start.

The Kennedy assassination was planned by President Obama's fetus!

I'll post the best in the Hall of Fame!

Hall of Fame
-The Windsor family, of England is actually a race of dinosaur mutants from the future. They're highly intelligent and burnt my toast this morning. - Keleya
-By 2017 SR will have married Ian's mom. - SR
-SR was hired by Ian to hit on his mom. - Zachemc2
-If ians mom dies i get everything and ian inherits nothing. - SR
-When Ian's mom dies SR get everything, I get Ian. - Pixpumira
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Some people said people never landed on the moon, but I don't beleve that.
My uncle works in Nasa.

9/11, Swine Flu, and Hurricane Katrina was caused by Satanists who want to destroy the world.

The Windsor family, of England is actually a race of dinosaur mutants from the future. They're highly intelligent and burned my toast this morning.

Keleya wrote:The Windsor family, of England is actually a race of dinosaur mutants from the future. They're highly intelligent and burned my toast this morning.

Thats just crazy, I mean why would they burn your toast?
LOL

Andy_Cu wrote:

Keleya wrote:The Windsor family, of England is actually a race of dinosaur mutants from the future. They're highly intelligent and burned my toast this morning.

Thats just crazy, I mean why would they burn your toast?
LOL

That one's going in the Hall of Fame.

Keleya wrote:The Windsor family, of England is actually a race of dinosaur mutants from the future. They're highly intelligent and burned my toast this morning.

OH RLY?

A macbook is crap from a EA mod.

When the rubiks cube came out conspiracists believed the puzzle was an Eastern block tactic to distract American youth from their educations.

Well, well, well. Well, well.
That is my conspiracy.

lol

9/11 was an inside job. Anastasia Romanov survived her families murder. Prince Charles didnt father prince harry. Elvis and Michael Jackson are still alive. The treasures of solomons temple were hidden by the knights templar. Marilyn Monroe was killed by the government for her affair with the president. 300 of the worlds richest family hold the monoploy on the worlds markets. Bill clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman. The pope is a satanist.

In 2012, SR will be lame.

Llamas are animals invented by the russian government to take down America.


For some reason, using the russians is always fun.

By 2017 SR will have married Ian's mom

SR was hired by Ian to hit on his mom.

If ians mom dies i get everything and ian inherits nothing


apple mac was founded by a pear

SR wrote:
apple mac was founded by a pear

SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Ian's mom dies SR get everything, I get Ian.